Perna Ga Sih??

Huh! Gua mau khusus dedikasi-in post gua kali ini buat ngedumel. Maap aja nih pemirsa pemirsi (buat pemirsa yg berkelamin perempuan). Doh ampun, tapi gua ga tahan kalo di pendem, jadi maap sekali lagi! Keselnya ga maen-maen gua.

Gara-garanya tuh selama seminggu ini gua dipertemukan sama orang-orang kurang ajar yg ga tau diri, ga tau malu, ga tau sopan santun, ga pernah makan sekolahan, and most definitely ga pernah kena gamparan gua...sampe bisa gitu kelakuannya. I'm just emotionally tired and exhausted now from dealing with these people. I feel like punching them in the face, shooting them in the head, stabbing them in the neck, yeah you know me lah and other sadisctic things that cannot be mentioned here...coz it's a bit too violent apparently for some ppl. Im gonna keep it PG rated so you can keep your meal down.

The thing is, I'm not the "direct" victim here, but i cant help but to feel as they are attacking me too. Geblek beribu geblek deh buat tuh orang2. I dunno why suddenly I feel like all the jerks and bastardos in the world suddenly appear before my eyes for the last couple of weeks. They think they can get away with it, pleaseeeeee...donk.

Tuh kan, gua jadi mendingan setelah mencurahkan isi hatiku. huahuwhuwa...masih pengen sih nonjok orang (any volunteers?) tapi yah apa bole buat. hehehe terima aja....give it a day or two, then I should be fine hopefully. Just exhausted that's all. But one thing i learnt from this is that I tried to find the solution to all these by looking to the wrong directions. I looked DOWN, tried my LEFT, attempted my RIGHT. But there's one direction I forgot to look, which is UP. Got it? hehehehe. Ya sudah lah ya......mau shopping nite dulu di rockdale...auhwuhwahu...untuk yg pertama kalinya. hiahiahiahaia. wish me luck.

GBU...muach2 sampe monyong bibirku menciummu...ahuwhuwhuw...dodol ah

BACKK!!!!

Hey Hey Hey...I'm Back!!
Gila deh my last post was in June. Man, that's 5 months ago....gosh...what have i been doing since then u ask? hawuhawuh...ga tau juga.
Well, I'd just like to dedicate this post to all my fanz out there hauwhuhuwa..you know who you are..u guys have been bugging me to update this thing..haiyah... Well...here it is...satisfied now????

Tuh kan saking keasyikan nya ngeblog, waffles gua gosonggggggggggggg....elooooo sihhhhhh.....doh ampun dodol banget gua bisa pikun ninggalin waffle kesayanganku...haiyah...stoopid mee.....

Gila kalo mau cerita what's been happening this past 5 months mah ga cukup nih blog huauhwhuwa..too much has been happening. Well, actually since it's nearing the end of the year, a lottttt has been happening to me. Sinting deh, i really got what i wished for last year.

Ceritanya ginih *lagi bawel neh*, last year tuh gua ngerasa hidup gua kurang "challenging" *sok bgt kan?* i knowww...trus gua ngomong ke temen gua kalo gua butuh "drama" in my life. Ternyataaaaa apaaaa ssodara sodari yg terkasih dalam Tuhan???? Ternyata Tuhan ga BudeQQQ n gua dikasih deh tuh All the Drama I can think of, eheheh..ga lagi2 deh minta yg macem2, setengah mampus ngadepin nya pake sweat, blood and tears. Tapi yah somehow gua tau ini smua ada purpose-nya, kalo kata orang2 "He's trying to shape me". Iyah2 gua ngaku deh emang gua kurang sabar kadang, abisnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ga tahannnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Resolusi gua seblom taoon ini berakhir, bisa lebih sabar hehehe n bisa nge-rem kalo lagi kesel. Tapiii nahan sabar n Nahan kesel tuh bener2 susah bgt buat gua. Kalo nahan marah masih bisa. Tapi alo nahan kesellllllllllllllllllllll gua bisa gila kalo dipendem....yang ada pengen tereak2 kayak org gila, sorry to all uz yang pernah gua tereakin di telp, di mobil, di jalan, di gereja, entah dimana lagi, itu emang gua lagi error hehehe..dah biasa kan gua gituin. Abis sapa suruh kalian sendiri yg bikin gua kesel??? Hihihi...Kalo gua udah kesel sama orang, ga peduli deh mau cewe, cowo, kucing, buaya, gondorowo sekalian, pasti end up2nya gua bentak...tapi kalo bentak cewe yg ada gua dibentak balik huwahuhuwahuwahuahwuhuwahu..lolz...yg ada gua makin kesel...tapi apa daya ... biasanya kalah galax...hihihi. Emang kalo punya resolusi tuh susah bangetttt jalaninnya. Tuhan tau aja tuh caranya kasih "temptations", yaitu dgn cara kasih org2 yg bener2 bikin gua kesel, setiap hari setiap saat. Ga di tempat kerja, dijalan, diskitar gua deh, kadang gua saking ga tahannya sampe gua ngomel2 sendiri di mobil, palagi pas lagi macet n pas di setopan lampu merah. Mobil2 diseblah gua pada ngira gua lagi telp kali, huauwhhuaw padahll gua lagi ngomong sendirian...hihihi. Sorry sebelomnya buat kalian yg find this story a bit disturbing.

Mungkin loe org bingung kenapa gua ngebahas soal "kesel", ya kan? Tuh salahin Acenk, soalnya gua baru baca blog nya dia, dia lagi kesel katanya...eh gara2 baca tu blog, tadinya gua jg lagi kesel eh malah makin kesel abis baca blog loe. Dah tau gua kalo kesel jadi bawel setengah mampus, dohhhh...cenkkk ekeh taboq lo.

Kesel kenapa loe Cenk? huahuwhu kok jadi nanya disini...abisnya loe barusan gua telp ga bisa sih...jadi nya gua nanya disini aja...sapa tau dijawab. Gara2 yg hr rebo kemaren ya? ahuwhuhuwahuwahuwahu...gara2 "lama"? auhwuhwhuhuwhuwauh...gilaaaaaaaaaaa ... hr rebo itu gila bgtttt tu org...sinting...ga maen2...gua tuh kebesokannya sampe nyengir2 sendiri di kantor kayak org gila kalo inget2 itu, sampe gua ke wc kalo udah ga tahan pengen ngakak....ahuwuwauhhuawuhwa...dodolllllll....kok bisa sihhhhh...doh ampun.

Ya sudah lah, kayaknya gua uda cukup kebawelan deh...gua tau kalian eneq bacanya...hihihi...udah tau eneq masih ajah dilanjutin bacanya, dodol!!

Intinya, just wanna say thank u to all of uz for making my life colourful esp this yr...no need to mention any names here, i think you know who you are, iyah pokoknya yang uda buat gua kesellll bggttt, nangis sampe gitu deh, ketawa sampe ngakak2 kayak org gila, tereak sampe abis suaranya, marah sampe serem gua sendiri liatnya....THANK YOU ALL

Looking forward to next year.....
til next post

Muach muach muach...sampe monyongg...

GBU